From raunchy shenanigans to research studies, college sexperts and student journalists rarely shy away from printing stories on students’ favorite topic: sex. A new column is posted every Monday.
Though sex and practical jokes rarely work well, some sexperts dared to write satiric April Fools columns. Another sexpert broached a topic that could be of interest to many of these columnists: What are the telling signs of a sex addiction?
Sexperts explore between the sheets
Boinking outside the bedroom exhilarating, dangerous
Source | The Orion
It sounds so “Pleasantville” to take your steady up to Lover’s Lane to fog up the Fairlane, but I’ve never heard anyone who got nookie in the back of a car complain. Depending on the size of your backseat, the number of positions available is limited. In most scenarios the female will be on top, either facing away or toward the male. If you’re lucky enough to own a truck, take some blankets and pillows and throw them in the bed for some fun under the stars (or the sun - I’m not here to judge.) Read more
Porn the new norm? Spice up sex with realistic erotica
Source | The Daily Campus
Totally factual: all men look at porn every day, all the time. It is hiding under every pair of boxer shorts and in every folder labeled “Games.” If you have a boyfriend, he is looking at porn right now. Also true: women, when exposed to porn, have a violent allergic reaction that causes them to vomit their kidneys over five feet. Read more
Sex dreamin’ about the dude from ‘21′
Source | The Independent Florida Alligator
I woke up so flushed, so wrecked-looking with my hair wildly tangled, that my boyfriend asked me if I was feeling ok. I was so embarrassed from my sleep-induced sexcapade that I lied and have yet to reveal to him my wayward night vision. After all, what will he think? Read more
Clues to help you figure out what makes sex good
Source | The Volante
For both sexes, the size, shape, color and hot zones vary from person to person. Just because your last man liked that thing you did with your lips doesn’t necessarily mean it will work on this one. Each person likes things a bit different, and adjusting to your partner is imperative to good sex. Read more
Addicted to sex?
Source | The Daily Stanford
Now dear reader, Roxy Sass doesn’t think that being a sex addict is a good thing, but being a little preoccupied every once in awhile will definitely provide you a quick mood change to relaxation and joy, and so long as you put the effort in and have a partner who is healthy for you, she promises that it works every time. Read more
April Fools’ Day: Sex edition
Editor’s Note: These columns are satiric in nature. They were originally printed on April 1 — better known as April Fools’ Day.
A nerd’s guide to getting girls
Source | The Anchor
Third, do not bathe. It may be tempting but do not shower. Pretend like you are going to a Star Trek Convention. How will women notice you if you do not give off an aroma? Animals are attracted to pheromones and humans are animals, so make sure that you give off the strongest ones possible. Also, do not worry about acne. It will make you stand out so the girl will never forget your face. Read more
Navigating college’s sex scene… or lack thereof
Source | The GW Hatchet
When I realized this kid wasn’t just reading out loud from a pickup guide-that he was actually directing the question towards me-I felt sorry for him. Samson looked like the type of guy who had spent many a night next to his Lonely Man Hand Lotion and a sticky sock. Read more
Talkin’ dirty: An excerpt from an explicit exploit
As I struggled to keep the handcuffs from digging into my skin, my girlfriend wrapped her tongue around my manhood. Bound to the bed frame, I could only moan with pleasure while she teased me by toying with the timing of my orgasm. Finally, unable to control myself any longer, I climaxed in an undulating wave of ecstasy. Who knew that being powerless could bring so much bliss?
All tied up with no place to moan
Source | The Ka Leo O Hawaii
Naughty news
Study: ‘Desirable’ sex lasts between seven and 13 minutes on average
Source | The Daily Collegian
“I think people who have really long sex don’t have much substance to their relationships,” Brittney Barbieri said. “But seven to 13 minutes sounds about right — get in, get off, get out.” Read more
U. Central Florida student named finalist in Playboy search
Source | The Central Florida Future
Though the cash prize is appealing, just being a part of Playboy has always been a goal, Wilson said. She said her family is supportive of her aspirations. “My mom is so excited,” Wilson said. “She used to go to the Playboy clubs in New York, so she is very supportive.” Read more
Kansas State U. ‘furry’ explains behaviors, turn-ons of fetish subculture
Source | The Kansas State Collegian
Cien Conner, senior in music education at Kansas State University, said he thinks recent media portrayals have only shown a small part of what it means to be a furry. Furry is a broad term that describes an individual who has interest in anthropomorphic animals, Conner said. Read more
Official: Online dating leads to rash of syphilis cases near Cornell
Source | The Cornell Daily Sun
Of the nine people, several are men who have had multiple sexual partners, both male and female. Health department officials have traced a number of cases to anonymous sexual acts between individuals who met through the internet, according to according to Dr. Janet Corson-Rikert, executive director of Gannett Health Services. Read more
Ask the sexperts
How can I prepare for anal sex?
Source | The Daily Colonial
“My steady boyfriend wants to try anal sex and I’m not sure I’m ready yet. I’m afraid it’ll hurt. What can I do to “prepare” myself so it will be enjoyable for both of us?” Read more