MORGANTOWN, W.Va. — Ever wonder what it feels like to be a powerful politician? The cushy offices, the black SUVs, the scandals, the sex with someone other than your spouse, and of course, the health insurance? It is a life desired by many but obtained by a select few.

Since most of us will probably never actually become influential political figures, we can now do the next best thing — smell like one.

April Cline, of Hedgesville, W. Va., has concocted a new line of perfumes dedicated to the three presidential frontrunners.

Presidential Perfumes is Cline’s idea of the essence of Hillary Clinton, Barack Obama or John McCain in $12.50-per-fluid-ounce form.

The idea came to Cline as she watched one of the 3,417 Democratic debates during the month of February.

Cline, a part-time perfume maker/Web designer/life coach/pig-lip pickler/roofer, jumped online and purchased the domain name PresidentialPerfumes.com shortly after hatching the plan to honor these esteemed leaders via nostril.

She then renamed her three best-selling perfumes after the three remaining presidential candidates and then swapped the image of Old Glory with what was most likely pictures of flowery meadows and babbling brooks. Brilliant.