From raunchy shenanigans to research studies, college sex columnists and student journalists rarely shy away from printing stories on students’ favorite topic: sex. A new column is posted every Monday.
After fantasizing about Star Trek’s Captain Picard, Stanford’s Roxy Sass imagines a perhaps-not-too-distant world with sexbots and automatic orgasm implants. One sexpert recalls the chafing involved with dry humping, while another explicitly details male sex toys.
Sexperts explore between the sheets
Sexbots just what the love doctor prescribed!
Source | The Stanford Daily
Mr. Pleasuretron can come with an array of interchangeable dongs, one for each occasion. Boys, worry not, for there is also a Pleasuretron for you! She can be just as customizable as her manly counterpart. Both models come with a never-tiring extra-strength tongue to get at those hard to reach places. Read more
“Livin’ the Dream”: Sexpert’s experiences with threesomes
Source | The Cardinal Points
Threesomes, like all sexual encounters in general, just have to happen naturally. Learn from my mistakes and don’t try to force it or let one bad experience make you think threesomes don’t have the potential to be amazing. With a little luck, you may get to live the dream yourself someday. Read more
Dry humping rubs me the wrong way
Source | The Hofstra Chronicle
Dry humping has its place. It made every eighth grade dance a little more exciting. But these days, now that Eiffel 65 isn’t humming gently in the background, keep your jeans away from your partner’s. Nostalgia has its place, just not in the bedroom/dorm room/bathroom/back of a transit bus/ or wherever else you choose to fool around. Read more
Strange sex laws around the world
Source | The Student Life
When watching porn in your dorm room, do you ever think about the fact that in Indonesia, the penalty for masturbation is decapitation? Or, when playing Oregon Trail, do you ponder to yourself that in Deadwood, South Dakota, dresses that show your ankles or higher are illegal? Read more
Making sense of rape fantasies
Source | The Ka Leo O Hawaii
The most salient explanation of rape fantasies comes from social psychologists, who argue that rape fetishes are a pathological manifestation of a patriarchal, male-dominated culture. Proponents of this view contend that American culture is saturated with images of men as conquering heroes and women as vulnerable courtesans that are given little opportunity to create their own sexual fantasies. Rape fantasies, then, are an attempt by women to discover their sexuality within the context of masculine eroticism. Read more
Speaking in tongues: The ins and outs of making out
Source | The Daily Californian
You can learn a lot by making out with someone. Everyone has a different style, which means you never really know what you’re in for. Does she keep her tongue flat, or move it around? Is he a bottom-lip biter? Read more
Talkin’ Dirty… An excerpt from an explicit exploit
I have had so much sex this week that I’m fairly certain some sort of anatomical disaster is about to occur; maybe a vaginal prolapse, a desensitized clitoris or, conceivably, death. I’m walking all bow-legged, every muscle in my body is sore and I think my uterus almost fell out while I was walking on Ho Plaza 10 minutes ago. But it didn’t — so I had more sex just now. Yeah, I have been banging so many dudes lately that it took me two days to write those first four sentences… because I had to stop 27 times to have sex.
My vagina wrote a check my slutty heart couldn’t cash
Source | The Cornell Daily Sun
Naughty news
USC student selected as finalist by Playboy competition
Source | The Daily Trojan
With a charming girl-next-door look, Tanya Lind could pass as any other student, except she engages in one extraordinary extracurricular activity: She was a top 10 finalist in the 2008 Miss Playboy Mobile Competition. Read more
UNM alumna revolutionized sex toys, owns world’s largest adult store
Source | The Daily Lobo
UNM Alumna Susan Colvin fell into the adult novelty business by chance, and her sex-toy shop is now the biggest in the world. She helped revolutionize toys, coming up with new colors and designs. “(Fourteen years ago), the toys were in boring packaging,” said Colvin, owner and founder of California Exotic Novelties. “They were not very interesting - there were no colorful colors. It seemed that there was a lot that could be done.” Read more
Fans stop traffic, streak while celebrating for U. Kansas
Source | University Daily Kansan
Several fans also took the opportunity to go streaking. Chris Flanders, Overland Park sophomore, said the people who danced naked on top of vehicles were “not cool,” but he said he shared their excitement. “If they wanna go crazy, I support them, but I don’t want to see their dicks,” Flanders said. Read more
Ask the Sexperts
Sex toys for men?
Source | The Daily Princetonian
I’d like to buy a sex toy, but have no idea what kinds of toys are available for men. Can you tell me about popular types and brands? What toys might be most enjoyable, and how do they work? Are there sex toys that men can use with their partners, or are they all for solitary use? Read more
How best to confront a ’sex fiend’
Source | The Quinnipiac Chronicle
My roommate is a sex fiend and it makes me very uncomfortable. We share a room and she lacks common courtesy; she is either having sex or talking about sex. How do I confront her about this? Read more

