Jenkem is created by fermenting human sewage. The user huffs the methane byproduct and experiences a high for about an hour with auditory and visual hallucinations. In a BBC report, 16-year old Luke Mpandre said he thinks Jenkem is the best drug out there.

According to the National Center on Alcohol and Substance Abuse at Columbia, from 1993 to 2005, the number of college students abusing tranquilizers like Xanax and Valium went up 450 percent. For opioids like Vicodin, the increase was 343 percent.

Cornellians have started to “hypothesize” (read: gossip our cold-sored little mouths off) about the source of the syph epidemic. Each rumor seemed more bizarre than the last…

In Monday’s order, Pennsylvania Eastern District Court judge Barclay Surrick directed lawyers and parties interested in the case to “not disclose identifying information of the donor or the donor’s family members” until further notice.

Eleven members of a student-protest group urging UF to make its investments transparent dug into a vegetarian meal they said could be their last of the semester outside Tigert Hall on Wednesday.

Senate Bill 1168, known as “Michelle’s Law,” was passed last week by the Senate Health Committee without opposition. Authored by state Senator George Runner (R-Antelope Valley), the bill will allow dependent college students to continue receiving health insurance for up to one year due to serious illness or injury.