The SEC beat the Big Ten again: A University of Florida coed nabbed Playboy’s centerfold for the “Girls of the Big Ten” issue released to stands last Friday. But despite the apparent snub, I’m sure dudes across the Midwest didn’t mind that the magazine spread the love.

The BG News investigates the world of stripping, and finds that some sex workers make up to $1,000 a night! Also, a columnist has a night out with the infamous Cornell sexpert Jenna B. — and decides to kiss and tell.

This week, sexperts explore the possibility of forbidden love by questioning the moral outrage over incest and profcest (a term UWIRE probably just coined). One answers all your below-the-belt piercing questions, while another professes her love to the “peen”.

Janie Fredell, a Harvard junior, said college campuses where sex for sex’s sake is rampant need abstinence promotion because otherwise a promiscuous impression is the only one college freshmen get. TLR’s ultimate goal is finding true love through premarital abstinence, she said.

As it turns out, your nostalgia for frequent field trips isn’t unfounded. And while you remember fondly when you used to go to museums or state parks, a class at Randolph College in Virginia is doing one better - it went to a brothel.

The proposed University City “Undie Run” has been changed to a “bathing suit run” with a new route after Drexel University and City of Philadelphia officials declined to support the original concept, event organizers said.