I woke up so flushed, so wrecked-looking with my hair wildly tangled, that my boyfriend asked me if I was feeling ok. I was so embarrassed from my sleep-induced sexcapade that I lied and have yet to reveal to him my wayward night vision. After all, what will he think?

Totally factual: all men look at porn every day, all the time. It is hiding under every pair of boxer shorts and in every folder labeled “Games.” If you have a boyfriend, he is looking at porn right now. Also true: women, when exposed to porn, have a violent allergic reaction that causes them to vomit their kidneys over five feet.

It sounds so “Pleasantville” to take your steady up to Lover’s Lane to fog up the Fairlane, but I’ve never heard anyone who got nookie in the back of a car complain. Depending on the size of your backseat, the number of positions available is limited. In most scenarios the female will be on top, either facing away or toward the male. If you’re lucky enough to own a truck, take some blankets and pillows and throw them in the bed for some fun under the stars (or the sun - I’m not here to judge.)

According to the surveys, three to seven minutes is considered “adequate,” seven to 13 minutes is considered “desirable,” one to two minutes is considered “too short” and 10 to 30 minutes is considered “too long.”

A UCF professor who was facing disciplinary action for sexually explicit material found on his computer and sexual harassment charges brought forth by two co-workers will keep his job.

Though the cash prize is appealing, just being a part of Playboy has always been a goal, Wilson said. She said her family is supportive of her aspirations. “My mom is so excited,” Wilson said. “She used to go to the Playboy clubs in New York, so she is very supportive.”