LAWRENCE, Kan. — Exactly 28 years before terrorist attacks claimed 3,000 lives in the United States, an event took place that would symbolize the terror endured by South American countries for decades to come.
On Sept.

MORGANTOWN, W.Va. — Standing over a hot stove while the grease sizzles and pops sporadically out of a pan as a man sits at the table waiting for dinner is a situation I swore I would never get myself into.

LOS ANGELES — One can only imagine what justifications women who marry politicians use as they walk down the aisle.

My plan to preserve my hedonistic, stammering, stuttering, funk-band, vacationing lifestyle is simple. I, Matthew Jividen, will drift aimlessly through life until I’m 35, then I’ll become president. Not for the fame, but for the vacation time and the $400,000 a year.

Apple may be causing themselves a good amount of future harm and headache when future product upgrades roll around. It sets a difficult precedent for the company to deal with. Being an Apple fan myself, I know how whiny we are. So when Apple releases a product upgrade or price drop in the future for any product, why shouldn’t customers expect a free handout?

SAN JOSE, Calif. — I’m never going to buy anything ever again.
By the time I get home and open the box, the newest, latest model will be on the shelves, replacing the item I just bought. That’s why I don’t want the iPhone. I want whatever Steve Jobs is using.