LINCOLN, Neb. — On Monday, for a few tense hours, the Daily Nebraskan was banned from attending football practice.

BATON ROUGE, La. — I’m thinking it, you’re thinking it, so someone just needs to say it: Ryan Perrilloux is the closest thing LSU has to Britney Spears.
And we can’t get enough of him.

It would be great if the Duke lacrosse case were “D-E-A-D, dead,” as one particularly excited columnist put it. After all, I certainly never thought we’d still be talking about it nearly two years after the fact. Now I just pray I won’t have to hear about it at my five-year reunion.